The taste of grease soaked in a bun,
A trip to Bob's Burgers, great family fun!
Whoever said Disney was the best place on earth,
Never ventured to Bob's to quench their great thirst.
To wait a few hours, a small price to pay,
For the joy of sitting on the asphalt all day.
Never mind when Poopa gets tired and cross,
It'll all be forgotten with the fries and the sauce.
The milkshakes are real, only freshest of dairy,
But what's in the meat? Don't ask, it's quite scary.
Ah, the memories of Bob's, but oh, such a pity,
that we can't meet more in our sweet, Baker City!!